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To the TEENS with LOVE :D

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     This is not my personal creation. It is an article I saw in an old newspaper. I'm dedicating this to the youngsters. The fine ladies who are still growing up: our fresh teens, younger sisters, daughters, cousins, nieces and colleagues.             A SPEECH BY A WELL-RENOWNED POLITICAL FIGURE        I, Honourable Virginity of the Abstinence Party of Nigeria(APN), promise to use my good office to ensure that all who vote for me shall be free from unwanted pregnancy. As part of my responsibility to the electorates(teenagers) who regardless of peer pressure, commercials, music lyrics and movies(opposition party) still say YES to me.  I shall protect them from the pain, guilt, shame and regret that is attached to broken sexual relationships. They shall be free from the feeliing of being used and dumped. If voted for, I, Honourable virginity shall protect the pride of all electorates. They will be able to walk out of any abusive relationship without fee