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To the TEENS with LOVE :D
This is not my
personal creation. It is an article I saw in an old newspaper. I'm
dedicating this to the youngsters. The fine ladies who are still growing
up: our fresh teens, younger sisters, daughters, cousins, nieces and
colleagues.
A SPEECH BY A WELL-RENOWNED POLITICAL FIGURE

I, Honourable Virginity of the Abstinence Party of Nigeria(APN),
promise to use my good office to ensure that all who vote for me shall
be free from unwanted pregnancy.
As part of my responsibility to the electorates(teenagers) who
regardless of peer pressure, commercials, music lyrics and
movies(opposition party) still say YES to me. I shall protect them from
the pain, guilt, shame and regret that is attached to broken sexual
relationships. They shall be free from the feeliing of being used and
dumped.
If voted for, I, Honourable virginity shall protect the pride of
all electorates. They will be able to walk out of any abusive
relationship without feeling at loss....
I, Honouable virginity shall also ensure that you are free from all
sorts of sexually transmitted disease and infections. I shall ensure
that your spouse trusts you and will be confident of your fidelity and
faithfulness to the marital vow even on his/her absence. Vote me! For
the beautiful future you deserve...
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